The Plight of Clownana

　　Ishamel is the Clownana, a dancing half-clown, half-banana store mascot. Life is great until the nearby porn store gets its own mascot and Ishamel is left wondering what his life is all about - oh, that and there is a not-to-be-missed dance-off.
　　

　　Trivia: Winner of Newport Beach Film Festival's Audience Award for Best Short Film -2004
　　
　　Runtime: 16 min
　　
　　Quotes:
　　[first lines]
　　Narrator: We all have a calling in life. A certain gift that not only directs one's path, but actually becomes our very being. We are it. It is us. My name is Ismael, and I am the Clownana.