The Plight of Clownana

　　Ishamel is the Clownana, a dancing half-clown, half-banana store mascot. Life is great until the nearby porn store gets its own mascot and Ishamel is left wondering what his life is all about - oh, that and there is a not-to-be-missed dance-off. 　　 　　Trivia: Winner of Newport Beach Film Festival's Audience Award for Best Short Film -2004 　　 　　Runtime: 16 min 　　 　　Quotes: 　　[first lines] 　　Narrator: We all have a calling in life. A certain gift that not only directs one's path, but actually becomes our very being. We are it. It is us. My name is Ismael, and I am the Clownana.