The Peloponnesian Wars (Athens vs. Sparta for 27 years) told in the format of newsbroadcast-like monologues by Theucydides, Plato, and others (Source: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103235/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1)...
In the Eyptian collection in Munich, Hick is cleaning the statue of Osiris with soap and hand towels; he dries the figure's head with a hair-dryer and puts cream on it. Hick wants a favour from the deity-a rendezous with the Egyptian queen Hatshepsut...